....I am Newcastle, born & bread. But cut me and I bleed Aston Villa. Woops. Blame a rather nice kit design 20 years ago and a stubborn nature not to give up on them. Today, Newcastle United needed to beat Aston Villa to stay in the Premiership. Sitting amongst my friends and Toon Army suporters, we watched them fail to do that and as a result be relegated to the Championship. Once again, sorry.
Sorry Alan. You're shit.